Hey guys, no one here knows me, I'm not even in the guild, but I am here to help your community the following ways:
1. I will troll.
2. I can moderate, but I think you gys have that covered.
3. I can spam to make it look populated here.
4. Only under desperate circumstances. I will actually give helpful advice about guilds in general, or the game.
If you do not fear me now, you will learn. That, or give me a cookie, whichever is easier for you.
Btw, everyone on the forum starts as a moderator, now a newbie...
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Spell correctly, use grammar, let me troll, and I'll let you live for just a bit longer.
Disobey me, and I will make a monkey repeatedly penetrate you ear(s)/nostril(s)/bellybutton. No, this is not pleasant.